Police filing complaints from a facebook status?

Okay so yesterday I was just fired because of a facebook status the manager apparently didn't like but thats besides the point. So after I did another status: "hahaha omg I just got fired!! This ugly ***** think she's hurting meh? My ohh my is she mistaken. ohh btw if yur reading this Danielle (name of manger but I also have a friend named daniella) yu need a nose job. BAD. lmaoo." So then she txts me saying um printing all of this out and goin to file a complaint with the police. Like can she really do that because I don' think so and if so what will happen? Im not threatening her life or anything so I think she has serious issues.